Archive for the ‘Don’t Get Me Started’ Category

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coffee cups vs teacups

May 15, 2007

Years ago, I read a book titled From Bonsai to Levis, a book on marketing mistakes made by US companies in Japan.  By now, I’m sure the book is dated and I recall nothing of the book except one story about instant cake.  It’s been years, so forgive me if I get some details wrong, but it went something like this:

Back in the 50s, when the cake mix was invented, it was a complete cake batter in a carton.  An American housewife could open the carton, pour it into a cake pan and put it into the oven.  Focus groups with housewives indicated why it wasn’t selling.  It was too instant.  The manufacturers reconfigured the recipe so the housewife had to add some eggs and milk and maybe some oil, mix it well, and then put it in a cakepan in the oven.  The housewife now felt like she was part of the process and the boxes of cake mix sold like the proverbial, um, hotcakes.

Eventually, the marketers started looking at Japan.  The Japanese have a liking for cakes and pastries, so it made sense.  At the time the average Japanese household didn’t have an oven, so that presented a minor problem.  But many households had a rice cookers, so the recipe was easily be adapted to a different cooking source, as well as the Japanese tastes.

Initial sales were promising but then quickly dropped off until sales numbers were almost zero.  Again, focus groups were used to determine why these weren’t selling as successfully as in America.  The initial popularity was attributed to mere novelty. 

The problem was the flavor.  Not that the cakes tasted bad or wrong or anything.  It’s just that in Japanese culture, rice is pure.  It just seemed wrong to have chocolate or lemon or other flavors in the rice cooker.  I’m sure rice cookers can be thoroughly cleaned until there’s no chance of the taste lingering to “flavor” the rice.  To the Japanese housewife, it just felt wrong.

Silly?  I can think of other examples.  We’ve all met people who say Chinese food just tastes better when eaten with chopsticks.  They’re right, too.  It really does taste better, except it doesn’t.  Really.

I have coffee cups and I have tea cups.  I could never put anything except tea in my teacups, except water, of course.  I never use my coffee cups for tea.  I use them for coffee, water or milk.

Now when I say milk, I mean soymilk (because lactose doesn’t tolerate me.)  Which brings up another example of the brain’s control over the body. 

I stopped drinking milk about 20 years ago.  I can put a little cream in my coffee and drink a about a half cup of milk, at most.  I have to be careful to eat only small amounts of cheese (including pizza.)  I carry lactase enzyme pills if I’m going to Gaspare’s or Kinchley’s to chow on some pizza or Alfredo.  Without them, I’d be passing gas like a superhero, or worse.

The thought of a tall glass of cool white milk does not appeal to me.  In fact, the thought of the discomfort that would be caused by drinking it almost causes the discomfort.

Recently, I discovered soy milk when I got a free sample at Costco.  After my fourth or fifth case I’ve noticed a few things.  I can’t drink a tall glass of it.  Can’t.  I can drink a half of a glass and if I want more, I pour another half glass.  And another.  I can consume it in quantity, but not more than half a glass at a time.  I can’t stand the sight, or thought, of a full glass of the nondairy liquid which looks and tastes (to me, anyway) like milk.  I’ll eat two small bowls of cereal rather than one big bowl.  Weird, huh?

Yes, I know the science but call me a Japanese housewife because it doesn’t change how it feels.  On the other hand, I’ve been known to cook more than rice in my rice cooker.  Mind over matter? 

I don’t mind and it doesn’t matter. 

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Too lazy to hit the shift key.

May 7, 2007

Could we live without capitalization?  How about punctuation?  These are two casualties caused by modern communications as the world talks by keyboard more than ever.  The world has grown smaller, and apparently so has the list of rules when emailing and chatting. 

There’s a third casualty, too.

People type words they would never say verbally.  They will type sentences they would never say.  I think it is because they are too lazy (and I am serious about this) to find the apostrophe key.  I am talking about contractions.

People type words they’d never say verbally.  They’ll type sentences they’d never say.  I think it’s because they’re too lazy (and I’m serious about this) to find the apostrophe key.  I’m talking about contractions.

If you read the two previous paragraphs, maybe you’ll see you’re much more likely to SAY the second one.   We speak in contractions but many people don’t “write” using them.  Pay attention to your emails and see if I’m right.

This is a factor of typing that didn’t exist with cursive writing.  Capital letters, and some forms of punctuation require the use of the shift key.  That’s twice as much work, if you think about it.  Inefficient, right?

If you really want to discuss efficiency, there’s texting, which is the extreme version of keyboard communication.  If texting were an Olympic event, the Filipinos would win the gold every 4 years.  They’d be to texting what the Romanians are to gymnastics. 

Add driving to the recipe and you have the makings of a true Olympic event.

Any Filipino, regardless of age, can pilot an automobile through the chaos they call traffic, while lighting a cigarette, turning up the aircon, honking the horn, swerving to avoid jeepneys and texting Mama a Mother’s Day greeting.  It’s really quite brilliant.

we shud also gib tnks 2 da flpnos 4 prvng 2 us dat vwls r not ncssry

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Credentials

May 6, 2007

Sheryl Crow says “We have risen to great heights of arrogance in our refusal to acknowledge that the earth is changing.”  She believes that human activity is causing global warming and can be stopped.  Sheryl Crow is a nine-time Grammy winning American blues rock musician.

Reid Bryson holds the 30th PhD in Meteorology in the history of American education.  A climatologist for six decades, he was identified  by the British Institute of Geographers as “the most frequently cited climatologist in the world.”  Bryson believes climate change is consistent with the earth’s history.   Greenland was once green and farmed by Vikings.  The sun and water vapor have more to do with global warming than CO2.

So there’s some disagreement in what each believes.  Who’s right?  Who will more people listen to?  Let’s compare the two:

Sheryl Crow: 9 Grammy Awards
Reid Bryson: 6 decades as a climate scientist

Sorry, Reid.  9 beats 6.  You’d need three more decades just to tie Ms. Crow.

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The Judo Coach

March 13, 2007

My friend Harry asked me to go to a Judo competition the other day.  He wanted me to photograph some of the kids he coaches and I ended up having a good time.  But there was one thing I saw I didn’t enjoy.

While waiting for Harry’s kids to fight, I watched the other matches trying to learn something.  I was watching one blond kid with a crew cut.  He fought with so much heart, even though he lost.  I knew he’d fight again and hoped he’d win the next one.

A few minutes later, Harry joined me and we watched the blond kid fight again a short time after that.  Harry mentioned to me that his father was the team coach and hey, want to see something awful?  Watch the dad if the kid loses.

Well, yes, the kid lost again.  He fought with as much energy and heart as before but he just lost.  Harry mentioned the other kid was technically better.  As he shook hands with and bowed to his opponent before leaving the mat, I saw his father leave.  He acted embarassed.  He left the gymnasium and I lost sight of him once he passed the outside doors.  He was gone before his son left the mat.

The boy returned to the side and sat with his teammates, head down.  Dad came back a few minutes later and sat down.  The boy didn’t go near him.  Even worse the father didn’t go near his son.

No “good fight, son” or “good effort” or “we’ll get ‘em next time.”

Nothing.

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The Rope

February 8, 2007

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Non-Denominational Winter Holiday Greetings

December 13, 2006

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Hillary for President

October 27, 2006

An examination of Hillary Clinton’s Senate career reveals she has passed 20 bills since becoming a Senator, 5 of which actually had some substance.  The rest are purely symbolic resolutions.  Here they are.

  1. Establish the Kate Mullany National Historic Site
  2. Support the goals and ideals of Better Hearing and Speech Month
  3. Recognize the Ellis Island Medal of Honor
  4. Name courthouse after Thurgood Marshall
  5. Name courthouse after James L. Watson
  6. Name post office after John A. O’Shea
  7. Designate 07 August 2003 as National Purple Heart Recognition Day
  8. Support the goals and ideals of National Purple Heart Recognition Day
  9. Honor the life and legacy of Alexander Hamilton on the bicentennial of his death
  10. Congratulate the Syracuse University Orange Men’s Lacrosse Team on winning the championship
  11. Congratulate the Le Moyne College Dolphins Men’s Lacrosse team on winning the championship
  12. Establish the 225th Anniversary of the American Revolution Commemorative Program
  13. Name post office after Riayan A, Tejada
  14. Honor Shirley Chisholm for her service to the nation and express condolences on her death
  15. Honor John J. Downing, Brian Fahey, and Harry Ford, firefighters who lost their lives on duty
  16. Extend period of unemployment assistance to victims of 9/11
  17. Pay for city projects in response to 9/11
  18. Assist landmine victims  in other countries
  19. Assist family caregivers in accessing affordable respite care
  20. Designate part of the National Forest System in Puerto Rico as protected in the Wilderness Preservation System

Numbers 16-20 were substantive, but what of 1-15?  I don’t want to disparage the naming of post offices and congratulating of lacrosse teams, and I admire Alexander Hamilton as much as the next guy, but is this really what people expect from a Senator?  Or how about a Presidential candidate?

Up until the end of Bill Clinton’s Presidency, I’d always considered Hillary as someone who was just riding his coattails.  Now I see she’s a hard-working Senator and well-qualified to name a courthouse.  Or two.

(The source of this information is Dick Morris, the Clintons’ former longtime advisor.)

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Xiaoyu and the Ferraris

October 21, 2006

Today was a beautiful day.  The weather was perfect, not windy at all, with clear skies all around.  Perfect for a run in a convertible (or a motorcycle, if you’re Mr. Cruce.) 

I was on the freeway this morning when a caravan of 6 or 7 Ferraris accelerated onto the roadway all at once.  Most of them were newer models I don’t recognize (Modenas or 360s?) but there was one red Testarossa that really launched off the acceleration ramp.  They all did a quick initial sprint, then settled down to a about 60 or 70 mph. 

A few years ago, I was in the ocean in Hawaii when a school of dolphins swam past.  It wasn’t hard to be awestruck by their fluid power.  It felt kind of like that when these thoroughbreds shot past me.  The sound of all that Italian horspower was like a symphony, too.

Since I was going more than 70mph, I eventually passed through their convoy after they settled in at 65mph.  As I passed each car, I knew exactly what each driver was saying to himself, “I wish I was driving that 95 Merlot Miata (M Edition.)”

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Global Warming For Sale

September 30, 2006

According to a Drudge Report article I read tonight, Al Gore addressed hundreds of UN diplomats, warning about the perils of climate change.  He was introduced by UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan.  Gore also named another culprit causing Global Warming: cigarette smokers.  I hadn’t heard that one before.

Gore is predicting a “full-scale climate emergency that threatens the future of civilization on earth.”

Mr. Gore then broke out some computer-generated graphics and went through a Q&A forum.  After that, and here’s the part I love most about this story, Gore and his staff break out cardboard boxes and start peddling his book, An Inconvenient Truth, to the UN diplomats for $19.95.

Al Gore, I love that your such a little Capitalist!  I thought you were a Communist.  Thanks for squaring me away on that one.

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An Example of Modern Media Bias

September 28, 2006

Is the Associated Press a mouthpiece for the Democrats?  The following article was published and went out on the AP wire on 29 September. Read the rest of this entry ?

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